Post by Myythos on Oct 21, 2003 3:36:08 GMT -5
Hey guys..you remember this thread?? Lets keep it rolling!!!
You've been playing SWG for too long...
If you go over to a coke vendor and look for jawa juice...
If you get cut in the road, and try to incapacitate him as you try to chase him...
If you see someone in red, and try to take a different path...
If you see a nice set of clothes and wonder what the encumberance might be...
If your conversation at the dinner table is "only 10k CH xp..then I can tame me a Gurreck...
If you see a rat in your kitchen, and your first words are: "easy" "don't bite me" "good..err boy"
If you see a backpack you check if there are any sockets to fill with skill enhancements with...
If you never answer the door or the phone because you're more worried that you might get killed while overt...
If the last time you saw your wife was Novice Marksman... ;D
.....If, when it gets dark at night, you wish you could change the gamma correction.
.....If you ask your local mechanic if he can "slice" your car for more horsepower.
.....If you realize that in order to be a Master Beer Drinker, you must surrender other important skills.
You ask your roommate if there's any milk left in the vendor.
You cannot see anything until you get within 64m.
You slap your hip everytime you laugh.
Attractive women at the bar have radial menus.
You're afraid to take your dog out for a walk until he is fully grown.
Somebody cuts you off, and you call him a stupid Imp.
You think your boss is overpowered and should be nerfed.
You walk around your apartment making the Mouse Droid noise ("daa-da-datat....daa-da-datat!").
if you go to an ATM machine and try to "slice" it to get more credits..
If you volunteer in a Red Cross Center, see red shirts everywhere and try to "mask scent" yourself.
When you receive a cellphone text message and always typing down "/reply"...
If you enter a pet store and ask for the HAM and Damage stats of a Boxer...
if your in wal-mart and hurrying to get home, and your thinking about bursting.
someone asks what you do for a living and you reply "Teras Kasi Artist" or "Combat Medic"
...You pick fights at the bar (forgetting that you don't have a KD attack in real life)
...You wish the airport would operate as fast as the shuttle port.
...You stop eating fish because it might be one of Ndugu's relatives.
...You use your credit card with reckless abandon, because two or three missions on Endor will pay it off.
...You use the random name generator on your newborn baby.
...You e-mail your boss that you're "/afk" when you need to use the restroom.
...You start to believe that if you wear your pants backwards every day, it will unlock the Force Sensitive Character Slot. (It doesn't work by the way)
You start thinking about how to make a macro to perform your job for you.
You wish you could type /afrl (away from real life) so that when people try to talk to you or call you while you are playing SWG, they get an auto-response
You've been playing SWG for too long...
If you go over to a coke vendor and look for jawa juice...
If you get cut in the road, and try to incapacitate him as you try to chase him...
If you see someone in red, and try to take a different path...
If you see a nice set of clothes and wonder what the encumberance might be...
If your conversation at the dinner table is "only 10k CH xp..then I can tame me a Gurreck...
If you see a rat in your kitchen, and your first words are: "easy" "don't bite me" "good..err boy"
If you see a backpack you check if there are any sockets to fill with skill enhancements with...
If you never answer the door or the phone because you're more worried that you might get killed while overt...
If the last time you saw your wife was Novice Marksman... ;D
.....If, when it gets dark at night, you wish you could change the gamma correction.
.....If you ask your local mechanic if he can "slice" your car for more horsepower.
.....If you realize that in order to be a Master Beer Drinker, you must surrender other important skills.
You ask your roommate if there's any milk left in the vendor.
You cannot see anything until you get within 64m.
You slap your hip everytime you laugh.
Attractive women at the bar have radial menus.
You're afraid to take your dog out for a walk until he is fully grown.
Somebody cuts you off, and you call him a stupid Imp.
You think your boss is overpowered and should be nerfed.
You walk around your apartment making the Mouse Droid noise ("daa-da-datat....daa-da-datat!").
if you go to an ATM machine and try to "slice" it to get more credits..
If you volunteer in a Red Cross Center, see red shirts everywhere and try to "mask scent" yourself.
When you receive a cellphone text message and always typing down "/reply"...
If you enter a pet store and ask for the HAM and Damage stats of a Boxer...
if your in wal-mart and hurrying to get home, and your thinking about bursting.
someone asks what you do for a living and you reply "Teras Kasi Artist" or "Combat Medic"
...You pick fights at the bar (forgetting that you don't have a KD attack in real life)
...You wish the airport would operate as fast as the shuttle port.
...You stop eating fish because it might be one of Ndugu's relatives.
...You use your credit card with reckless abandon, because two or three missions on Endor will pay it off.
...You use the random name generator on your newborn baby.
...You e-mail your boss that you're "/afk" when you need to use the restroom.
...You start to believe that if you wear your pants backwards every day, it will unlock the Force Sensitive Character Slot. (It doesn't work by the way)
You start thinking about how to make a macro to perform your job for you.
You wish you could type /afrl (away from real life) so that when people try to talk to you or call you while you are playing SWG, they get an auto-response
that is hilarious oh my god that was so funny was this in game or out of game myythos?